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Every scenario you've faced today has a real precedent in British political history.
Concise plain-English explanations of how Westminster, Whitehall and the wider UK political system actually function. Drawn from BBC Bitesize, the UK Parliament education service, gov.uk and the Constitution Society.
Political and parliamentary terms you'll encounter in the news. Tap to expand.
Wednesday, midday, Commons chamber. The Speaker is ready. You have six questions to handle. Your job: keep the Speaker out of it. Three "Order!" interventions or more and the press will say you "lost the Chamber".
Parliament's risen. The Cabinet's in Tuscany. The British public is on its third Pimms. Pick your decision — but be warned, the tabloids never sleep.
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The red phone is ringing. The roulette is spinning through capitals. Tap Stop to see who's on the line — then pick your greeting carefully. Your job is to keep them on the line. Each leader who doesn't hang up = +1 ⭐ to your tally.
Larry, Chief Mouser to the Cabinet Office, has spotted some cheeky mice in Whitehall. Help him catch them.
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